May 15, 2010

• R.I.P. DMV

   

  DMV is leaving us.

  It is a Xangan tragedy, of which he has told us little, but I and I alone know the sad story.

  He can no longer see the screen; blindness caused by too much jerking off.

  I accompanied him on his last visit to the doctor, where he was given the ultimatum. “Leave the pork sword alone. It’s nearly dropping off.!”

  I remember with a tear in my eye the courage of his defiant answer.

  “They can prise it from my cold, dead hand.”

  Farewell DMV.

   

   

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