June 24, 2007
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I Don’t Usually Handle Porn, But: Astounding Erotic Picture
If you blog on Xanga, you have to be prepared to be shocked occasionally.
We sit at our computers, full of clever thoughts, eager to taste the wit of other, and occasionally we innocently click onto a new web address.
You know of course what we are forced to view sometimes?
Filth, thats what. Naked women, lustful men, unmentionable toys, improper use of baby oil and handcuffs; you name it, sooner or later you’ll see it.
And it seems to know neither the barriers of race, sex or good taste. Slender, supple women, women so well equipped they could suckle an army; muscular masterful hairy men, pale delicate cute youths; they’re all there, twining their limbs together as though the clouds had burst and poured down viagra.
Straight people, gay people, I’m not quite sure people.
Stark naked, half naked, lingerie so scanty a mouse couldn’t blow its nose on it.
Sooner or later, willing or not, you get to see it all.
But today was different
Because never before had I seen the whole range in one picture!
Comments (14)
I like porn. A lot.
Hahaha. Asshole.
Haha, you’re so silly, sometimes.
It’s great.
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And so how are you, train? :]
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I have watched porn pictures before, but I am not a porno gal. I just clicked on one of those spam emails in my yahoo inbox out of curiousity. However, I don’t want MY man nor myself to engage or to see porn.
For a second I thought you’re really going to post something lewd. lol
Hahaha! Really? Hmm, but I guess if one would try to place lewd pictures here, xanga will ban it. Just a guess anyway.
I don’t like the things they place in their frontpage—I know a lot of people who write the most amazing and great entries yet they never make it to the frontpage. I think those they feature are just those with a lot of comments and not necessarily those with great content. Which is stupid.
oh god.
what’s with the footprint?
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Well.
1) Nice entry
–Usually the pictures i’ve ‘seen’ are like just plain bodyparts. i don’t totally look -eww.
2) I like how you said we’re all full of clever thoughts. Sure we are. ;-P
3) I think that you used the word “suckle” there was just a little too graphic. o_o
(sorry..)
Sigh… 4) I like your title. -Decently disclaiming, and explaining the occassional necessity of posting something that is not quite as ..sanitary? as usual.
Hm. And I guess I should add: Wow. At that idea. (But.. ah, .. not think about it too much….
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Myspace: A Place for Friends
Xanga: A Candyshop Plethora of Porn
have a wonderful week!
I have been on here for 2 and a half years. There is some porn on here but it isn’t terribly bad in my opinion. It isn’t like you see it every day on here. Funny post by the way.
i think actually myspace is the place of disrespectful pornography..who had the audacity to put pornography on xanga. thaey should be ashamed.
LOL, tease!
Funny!