February 20, 2011
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Religion, Tigers, Cucumbers and God
Human beings are creatures of thought, feeling and desire, who for the most part appreciate help and detest oppression, which they will ultimately throw off.
Any man who is considering inflicting his ill-considered religious beliefs on others should first practice by attempting to thrust a cucumber into the anus of a sleeping tiger.
He may by a swift, determined effort be initially successful, but the later consequences should teach him that he is mere flesh, not God.
Comments (12)
Can I rec this? For some reason it’s not letting me.
@a12906 - I’ve had this problem before, but I don’t know why it happens. As far as I know, it’s not due to something that I’m doing.
Some times the ill conceived religious notions are thrust upon others in such a way that it may not be noted to be utterly dangerous. It is only when this happens when we should be shaking in our boots.
@WondersCafe - When the cows finally come home to roost, or some expression like that.
Always a wise man.
♦RYC♦You never cease to amaze me.
lolz. True, though. No matter how convinced you are that the cucumber is absolutely necessary for the tiger’s well-being, he’s not going to want it if you thrust it up his anus.
@WondersCafe - you should see my juggling skills!
Even if the thruster’s intentions are good, it’s still no good.
haha…i like this
@hesacontradiction - just doing my bit to make the world a better place for tigers and cucumbers to live in.