June 23, 2010

• Earthquake!

  Toronto has been rocked by an earthquake.

   

  The whole house shook, and the ceiling rumble as if it were the skin of a giant drum. I, sitting toiling at my keyboard for the better good of Xanga, felt the floor tremble, saw ever reflection dance crazily in the faint mirror of each glass door.

  I ran into the street crying “no,no, it wasn’t me, and I’ll never do it again.”

  Early news reports state that a disabled Chinese man was rescued from the ruins of a collapsed building. He was found sprawled across a keyboard, murmuring, “Beautiful Ladies with Earth-shaking boobs….”

  It is a judgement from God.

   

  

   

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