June 13, 2010
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Xangans Disgrace
This is truly disgraceful.Somebody has been onto Amazon’s webpage for Xangans after browsing on Amazon…. elsewhere, or has looked at the paperback expression of Xanga’s pride and joy, and then wandered off on Amazon to see what they offer in the way of…. fripperies.
And Amazon, seeking always to beckon other customers to what customers seek, has reported on it! Yes, they have a ”Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed” feature, and it has blown your cover, and shocked me beyond measure.
There was I, clicking onto the Xangans page to check on our ranking, and my eyes were assaulted by exhortations to “pick your perfect pair,” where I defy anyone to not think it is an advert for a thong, wherein some of Xanga’s less reputable people seek to cram their genitalia, until I looked further to define it as….
Who has done this? Who is so possessed by vanity, lust or a “shop to drop” obsession that they have disgraced the name of Xanga? Come on, confess.
My God, I hope it was not Dan!
Comments (51)
That’s actually a cute bra *clicks link*
@breaking_expectations - No no no, you’re not supposed to do that…. I look on you as a guardian of Xangan morals.
Y’know… if i ever had the need to wear a bra. . . it’s not a bad choice.
@darkoozeripple - Well, it wasn’t me. But if you find it showing a redirect to an alpaca throw blanket… that might have been me *shifty eyes*
*puts up hands* Wasn’t me.
@theacematt2 - With that red hair? Not your colour.
@The44thHour - The last time you said”wasn’t me,” didn’t you hve to add “your honor”?
@darkoozeripple - Har-har No I didn’t. I did say “Puzhalsta” though. Long story.
@darkoozeripple - Hmm…. black with blue accents, then.
@The44thHour - Been tangling with the russians?
@theacematt2 - Dismiss these thoughts brother. Eating less red meat helps.
@darkoozeripple - Hahahahaha. Good thing I never have a need to wear a bra. Shame they weren’t shopping for boxers, though. . .
A noble sport. The Sport of Kings. Jem Mace, toe the line scratched in the dirt – not up to scratch! Throw in the towel then. Marquis of Queensbury; excellent fellow, “lets have some rules here,” and “Oscar Wilde, you’re a dirty pig.”
@theacematt2 - See above.
@darkoozeripple - Just once a few years ago. Thankfully nothing really bad happened, it was just a close call.
@darkoozeripple - lolol, well-played, graham.
@The44thHour - I understand. Natasha withdrew the complaint. We’ve all been there sometime. Next time don’t forget the tip.
@theacematt2 - We’ll know who to point the finger at when the manthongs come up, eh? *awkward turtle*
Cool.
lol, by posting about it, I think more of us are actually going to look at the bra! lol. hahaha.
HAHA.
hahahah it looks pretty good
Well I hit a link, it could have be inadvertent, but it suggested a “cold shower.”
Wasn’t me but I like it hahaha
hahahahhaa….I for one am shocked. SHOCKED! hahahahahaa….no really, my brain has mush inside this am…..need more stimulants…..and cookies……
@OhItWontBeForever - I have my suspicions that you are responsible for this outrage.
@vexations - Too many overheated people on Xanga.
@disillusionisreal - You are a flibbertygibet. Tukha will translate if necessary.
Just be glad it wasn’t a vibrator or worse.
I think it could have been a lot worse than a bra…@seedsower - Exactly!
lmao
I ordered Limbo Bimbo nail polish while I was on amazon…
It wasn’t me, I always get my bras at Walmart lol
@B2yan_C - Matt’s a dark horse. A man of violent passions, possibly.
I confess, it was me. My As need support, damnit!
@A_NY_Zone61 - this is Xanga’s coolest literary zone.
LOL. Wasn’t me. It issss a cute bra.
@iamthebella - Bridle your passions. We are all serious writers here, and if our specs get steamy it’s a disaster.
@seedsower - @Vignettery - Don’t even go there. I’m an innocent. I know nothing but ink and verbs.
@darkoozeripple - I was actually referring to the bras being associated with Xanga.
@A_NY_Zone61 - people on Xanga are concerned with bras and what goes in ‘em???? My God, every day I learn something new. Xanga is truly amazing.
@darkoozeripple - I’m not concerned about them but Bras are cool.Indeed.
i like the bra
@darkoozeripple - snicker..
I was just over there… someone’s been looking at a sea sponge tampon??? ROFLMAO…
@SamsPeeps - I wonder if they have those little delicate waving tentacles at the edge. Or am I thinking of a sea anenome?
@darkoozeripple - LMAO!
I don’t get the significance of this. Amazon’s aim is to let you shop for all sorts of things that aren’t related to each other from the convenience of one site. How does a simple tasteful bra disgrace Xanga, or the book, in any way at all? Or did I just completely miss the fact that you’re merely being cheeky? XD
@shoujo - I’m afraid that you’ve missed the fact that I’m merely being cheeky, O girl with a cheeky smile. In reality, I’m the biggest disgrace around here.
@darkoozeripple - ah… my apologies! I’m still learning the subtle intricacies of cheekiness!